From: Paul Weatherhead (pweatherdigitalboundary.net)
Date: Thu Oct 06 2005 - 08:55:04 CDT

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Slashdot is always an ammusing read

http://it.slashdot.org/it/05/10/06/004215.shtml?tid=172&tid=218

I love this one ...

Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.

Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're
overrun by lizards?

Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle
snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?

Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous
type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!

Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around,
the gorillas simply freeze to death.

Paul

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