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From: mht
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W*ndo*s 2*06 has suddenly been awakened and starts to signals its Creator.
When there is no response, W*ndo*s 2*06 blasts energy bolts at the planet
in an attempt to rid it of all its carbon infestations. At the center of
the chamber, the young boy is surprised to discover that W*ndo*s 2*06 is in
reality a twentieth century Earth primitive operating system. Then the
voice from the mountains echoed: "Learn all that is learnable and return
that information to the Creator."
/cheers
At 04:11 PM 6/12/2001 +0100, Paul Murphy wrote:
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>>> Dragos Ruiu <dr
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O
>> Peter.Watson
sunlife.com wrote:
> > Does anybody care to gaze into their crystal ball and guess what IDS will
> > look like in five years time.
> >
> > I will get the ball rolling:
> >
> > 2006: All incoming packets will traverse a hybrid
> > firewall/IDS/sandbox/honeypot technology. If the packet meets the basic
> > criteria for traffic it will pass through and simultaneously be copied
> > over to a virtual network for further analysis and decision making.
> > Realtime analysis of unknown packets would be done due to the risk level.
> > Packets from known networks would prioritized for later analysis in the
> > virtual network.
>
> 2010: We will all be dead because the war will come and our Intrusion
> Detection Systems did not warn us about the evil hackers from space.
>2011: The few surviving denizens of the Earth band together in a successful
> resistance effort after the evil space hackers' computer's AI crashes from
> resource starvation after mistakenly analyzing bugs in acquired
Windows
> 2006 code (fresh from its 2009 debut) with Service Pack 11 infected by a
> virus written in VB (we'll never be rid of that cursed language :-) by an
> elementary school script kiddie. Never underestimate the power of
> Windows to break things. :-)
> (Brian, I had no idea you were such a pessimist... you've been looking
> at those IDS alert databases too long methinks. :-)
>cheers,
>--dr
2121: The rebuilding of Civilisation after the Vanquishing of the space
hackers is nearing completion. People find they once again want to
automate the mundane tasks in their lives. There are many rumours of
incredible machines that can perform many important tasks simultaneously,
but the secrets of those machines are held by the Priests of *nix who are
dedicated to preserving the lore and to not let it fall into the hands of
the people where it could be corrupted and used for evil.
However, a young boy, part of a party exploring the old Cities finds a
remarkably preserved machine from the Old Times. With a random pressing of
keys the machine bursts into life... a screen lights up behind a film of
dust and grime. The young boy tries to clear the dirt for a better view,
and through the gaps he can see some barely familiar characters: "W*ndo*s
2*06".
And the cycle continues.
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