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php-general Digest 19 May 2007 06:57:10 -0000 Issue 4799

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php-general Digest 19 May 2007 06:57:10 -0000 Issue 4799

Topics (messages 255150 through 255228):

Re: Can't link image directory?
255150 by: Haig Dedeyan

Security Question, re directory permissions
        255151 by: Al
        255161 by: Tijnema !
        255169 by: Al
        255173 by: Tijnema !
        255219 by: Al
        255220 by: Tijnema !
        255221 by: Al
        255223 by: Robert Cummings
        255224 by: Tijnema !
        255225 by: Al
        255226 by: itoctopus

People's misbehavior on the list
        255152 by: PHP Developer
        255153 by: Roger B.A. Klorese
        255154 by: Robert Cummings
        255155 by: Greg Donald
        255156 by: Jason Pruim
        255157 by: Danial Rahmanzadeh
        255158 by: Roger B.A. Klorese
        255159 by: Greg Donald
        255160 by: Tijnema !
        255162 by: Robert Cummings
        255163 by: Robert Cummings
        255164 by: Tijnema !
        255166 by: Greg Donald
        255167 by: Danial Rahmanzadeh
        255168 by: Tijnema !
        255171 by: Tijnema !
        255172 by: Danial Rahmanzadeh
        255175 by: Robert Cummings
        255176 by: Edward Vermillion
        255178 by: Ashley M. Kirchner
        255179 by: Jason Pruim
        255180 by: Robert Cummings
        255181 by: Robert Cummings
        255182 by: Greg Donald
        255185 by: Tijnema !
        255187 by: Daniel Brown
        255189 by: Danial Rahmanzadeh
        255190 by: Robert Cummings
        255191 by: Robert Cummings
        255192 by: Daniel Brown
        255193 by: Robert Cummings
        255194 by: Daniel Brown
        255197 by: Tijnema !
        255198 by: Daniel Brown
        255199 by: Tijnema !
        255200 by: Jay Blanchard
        255202 by: Tijnema !
        255203 by: Daniel Brown
        255205 by: Tijnema !
        255206 by: Daniel Brown
        255209 by: Tijnema !
        255211 by: Richard S. Crawford
        255215 by: Tijnema !
        255222 by: Robert Cummings

Include files....
        255165 by: Jason Pruim
        255174 by: Tijnema !
        255177 by: Jason Pruim
        255183 by: Robert Cummings
        255186 by: Tijnema !
        255188 by: Robert Cummings
        255196 by: Tijnema !

Setting Up A Simple Shopping Cart
255170 by: Danial Rahmanzadeh

Re: Security Question, re directory permissions [long answer]
255184 by: Daniel Brown

Seagull Framewor
255195 by: Fernando Cosso

php5 cert
        255201 by: Greg Donald
        255214 by: itoctopus
        255228 by: Kevin Waterson

Just to prove my point (used to be -> Re: [PHP] People's misbehavior on the list)
        255204 by: Jim Lucas
        255207 by: Tijnema !
        255208 by: Jim Lucas
        255210 by: Tijnema !
        255212 by: Jim Lucas
        255213 by: Ashley M. Kirchner
        255216 by: Tijnema !
        255217 by: Jim Lucas
        255218 by: Tijnema !

Re: PHP5 Static functions called through __call() that don't exist... yet
255227 by: Jared Farrish

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.... shows me the subdirectories that exist in the directory I
configure the script for, but no further levels of subdirectories as it
stands. That could be modified *very* easily, but that's a different
matter.

On my system, it shows /images without a problem, which more or less
adds to my initial suspicion --- check your httpd.conf file for Apache
and make sure that directories matching a regexp'ed "images" (or
similar) are not blocked from serving.

--
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[mobile] (570-) 766-8107

Tijnema !

.......At last, why are you using file:// in your link? You're using a
webserver to display the contents, but file:// links to files on the
local hard drive. Unless the server is running on the same machine
you're visiting the site with, it will fail to point to the right
file.

Thanks guys.

Httpd.conf was blocking it from serving.

I do only want to link the subdirectories and not the files within each
directory, which is why I'm using that script.

If I remove the "! character from the is_dir() command", I get a link
for "." And ".." if a workstations ever switches to a flavour of linux.

Tijnema !

You're correct, I didn't need to use "file:"

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I'm on a shared Linux host and have been wondering about security and directory "other" ["world"] permissions.

The defaults are 755. The 'others' [world] can read them only.

Is there a security hole if a dir on the doc root if a directory has permissions 757?

If there is a security problem, what is it?

Thanks...

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On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
> I'm on a shared Linux host and have been wondering about security and directory "other" ["world"] permissions.
>
> The defaults are 755. The 'others' [world] can read them only.
>
> Is there a security hole if a dir on the doc root if a directory has permissions 757?
>
> If there is a security problem, what is it?
>
> Thanks...
>

If you have a directory with 757 permissions, "world" can create new
files there.

And if you give files 757 (or 646) permissions, then "world" can edit that file.

So if you have a doc dir, you probably don't want extra files there.
It's not really a security problem, but if somebody notices it, he
might write files there.

Tijnema

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How can they write or edit files there without having ftp access or the site's file manager?

Tijnema ! wrote:
> On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
>> I'm on a shared Linux host and have been wondering about security and
>> directory "other" ["world"] permissions.
>>
>> The defaults are 755. The 'others' [world] can read them only.
>>
>> Is there a security hole if a dir on the doc root if a directory has
>> permissions 757?
>>
>> If there is a security problem, what is it?
>>
>> Thanks...
>>
>
> If you have a directory with 757 permissions, "world" can create new
> files there.
>
> And if you give files 757 (or 646) permissions, then "world" can edit
> that file.
>
> So if you have a doc dir, you probably don't want extra files there.
> It's not really a security problem, but if somebody notices it, he
> might write files there.
>
> Tijnema

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On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
> How can they write or edit files there without having ftp access or the site's file manager?

SSH access? Telnet maybe? PHP script? CGI script? ASP script?

There are a lot of possible ways someone can write there.

Tijnema
>
> Tijnema ! wrote:
> > On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
> >> I'm on a shared Linux host and have been wondering about security and
> >> directory "other" ["world"] permissions.
> >>
> >> The defaults are 755. The 'others' [world] can read them only.
> >>
> >> Is there a security hole if a dir on the doc root if a directory has
> >> permissions 757?
> >>
> >> If there is a security problem, what is it?
> >>
> >> Thanks...
> >>
> >
> > If you have a directory with 757 permissions, "world" can create new
> > files there.
> >
> > And if you give files 757 (or 646) permissions, then "world" can edit
> > that file.
> >
> > So if you have a doc dir, you probably don't want extra files there.
> > It's not really a security problem, but if somebody notices it, he
> > might write files there.
> >
> > Tijnema
>
> --
> PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/)
> To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
>
>

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But, SSH and telnet, etc. require authentication login-in and all the executables you mentioned [and others] require
someone who has access to upload a harmful file to start with. Right? Once they are in there, they can do anything they
please anyhow.

Al.........

Tijnema ! wrote:
> On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
>> How can they write or edit files there without having ftp access or
>> the site's file manager?
>
> SSH access? Telnet maybe? PHP script? CGI script? ASP script?
>
> There are a lot of possible ways someone can write there.
>
> Tijnema
>>
>> Tijnema ! wrote:
>> > On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
>> >> I'm on a shared Linux host and have been wondering about security and
>> >> directory "other" ["world"] permissions.
>> >>
>> >> The defaults are 755. The 'others' [world] can read them only.
>> >>
>> >> Is there a security hole if a dir on the doc root if a directory has
>> >> permissions 757?
>> >>
>> >> If there is a security problem, what is it?
>> >>
>> >> Thanks...
>> >>
>> >
>> > If you have a directory with 757 permissions, "world" can create new
>> > files there.
>> >
>> > And if you give files 757 (or 646) permissions, then "world" can edit
>> > that file.
>> >
>> > So if you have a doc dir, you probably don't want extra files there.
>> > It's not really a security problem, but if somebody notices it, he
>> > might write files there.
>> >
>> > Tijnema
>>
>> --
>> PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/)
>> To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
>>
>>

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On 5/19/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
> But, SSH and telnet, etc. require authentication login-in and all the executables you mentioned [and others] require
> someone who has access to upload a harmful file to start with. Right? Once they are in there, they can do anything they
> please anyhow.
>
> Al.........

Well, you were talking about a shared linux host, so other people,
from a different account, could just upload files, and if you have a
directory with 757, that user could write to it.

Tijnema
>
> Tijnema ! wrote:
> > On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
> >> How can they write or edit files there without having ftp access or
> >> the site's file manager?
> >
> > SSH access? Telnet maybe? PHP script? CGI script? ASP script?
> >
> > There are a lot of possible ways someone can write there.
> >
> > Tijnema
> >>
> >> Tijnema ! wrote:
> >> > On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
> >> >> I'm on a shared Linux host and have been wondering about security and
> >> >> directory "other" ["world"] permissions.
> >> >>
> >> >> The defaults are 755. The 'others' [world] can read them only.
> >> >>
> >> >> Is there a security hole if a dir on the doc root if a directory has
> >> >> permissions 757?
> >> >>
> >> >> If there is a security problem, what is it?
> >> >>
> >> >> Thanks...
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > If you have a directory with 757 permissions, "world" can create new
> >> > files there.
> >> >
> >> > And if you give files 757 (or 646) permissions, then "world" can edit
> >> > that file.
> >> >
> >> > So if you have a doc dir, you probably don't want extra files there.
> >> > It's not really a security problem, but if somebody notices it, he
> >> > might write files there.
> >> >
> >> > Tijnema
> >>
> >> --
> >> PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/)
> >> To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
> >>
> >>
>
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How can anyone, other than the staff, get into my site? Far as I know, other users can't get out of their own domain
space and into mine.

Tijnema wrote:
> On 5/19/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
>> But, SSH and telnet, etc. require authentication login-in and all the
>> executables you mentioned [and others] require
>> someone who has access to upload a harmful file to start with. Right?
>> Once they are in there, they can do anything they
>> please anyhow.
>>
>> Al.........
>
> Well, you were talking about a shared linux host, so other people,
> from a different account, could just upload files, and if you have a
> directory with 757, that user could write to it.
>
> Tijnema
>>
>> Tijnema ! wrote:
>> > On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
>> >> How can they write or edit files there without having ftp access or
>> >> the site's file manager?
>> >
>> > SSH access? Telnet maybe? PHP script? CGI script? ASP script?
>> >
>> > There are a lot of possible ways someone can write there.
>> >
>> > Tijnema
>> >>
>> >> Tijnema ! wrote:
>> >> > On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
>> >> >> I'm on a shared Linux host and have been wondering about
>> security and
>> >> >> directory "other" ["world"] permissions.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> The defaults are 755. The 'others' [world] can read them only.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Is there a security hole if a dir on the doc root if a directory
>> has
>> >> >> permissions 757?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> If there is a security problem, what is it?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Thanks...
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > If you have a directory with 757 permissions, "world" can create new
>> >> > files there.
>> >> >
>> >> > And if you give files 757 (or 646) permissions, then "world" can
>> edit
>> >> > that file.
>> >> >
>> >> > So if you have a doc dir, you probably don't want extra files there.
>> >> > It's not really a security problem, but if somebody notices it, he
>> >> > might write files there.
>> >> >
>> >> > Tijnema
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/)
>> >> To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
>> >>
>> >>
>>
>> --
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>>
>>

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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 20:16 -0400, Al wrote:
> How can anyone, other than the staff, get into my site? Far as I know, other users can't get out of their own domain
> space and into mine.

Bugs in your code, bugs in third-party code, bugs in PHP itself,
sometimes they can be abused to take advantage of your server. The less
secure everything else is, the greater the advantage that can be taken.

Just ask anyone who's had their site defaced.

Cheers,
Rob.
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On 5/19/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
> How can anyone, other than the staff, get into my site? Far as I know, other users can't get out of their own domain
> space and into mine.

That's quite easy, especially when you have SSH access.
Of course, it will only work with specific settings, and that might be
blocked on some hosts, but it works for me.
On my host, accounts for domains are just in /home
so let's say i have 2 accounts, account a & b.
their directorys are resp. /home/a & /home/b.
When i create a diretory with account a at /home/a/dir, and i chmod it
757, i can write a file there from account b.

Tijnema
>
> Tijnema wrote:
> > On 5/19/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
> >> But, SSH and telnet, etc. require authentication login-in and all the
> >> executables you mentioned [and others] require
> >> someone who has access to upload a harmful file to start with. Right?
> >> Once they are in there, they can do anything they
> >> please anyhow.
> >>
> >> Al.........
> >
> > Well, you were talking about a shared linux host, so other people,
> > from a different account, could just upload files, and if you have a
> > directory with 757, that user could write to it.
> >
> > Tijnema
> >>
> >> Tijnema ! wrote:
> >> > On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
> >> >> How can they write or edit files there without having ftp access or
> >> >> the site's file manager?
> >> >
> >> > SSH access? Telnet maybe? PHP script? CGI script? ASP script?
> >> >
> >> > There are a lot of possible ways someone can write there.
> >> >
> >> > Tijnema
> >> >>
> >> >> Tijnema ! wrote:
> >> >> > On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
> >> >> >> I'm on a shared Linux host and have been wondering about
> >> security and
> >> >> >> directory "other" ["world"] permissions.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> The defaults are 755. The 'others' [world] can read them only.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Is there a security hole if a dir on the doc root if a directory
> >> has
> >> >> >> permissions 757?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> If there is a security problem, what is it?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Thanks...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> > If you have a directory with 757 permissions, "world" can create new
> >> >> > files there.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > And if you give files 757 (or 646) permissions, then "world" can
> >> edit
> >> >> > that file.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > So if you have a doc dir, you probably don't want extra files there.
> >> >> > It's not really a security problem, but if somebody notices it, he
> >> >> > might write files there.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Tijnema
> >> >>
> >> >> --
> >> >> PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/)
> >> >> To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >>
> >> --
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> >>
> >>
>
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>

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I guess your comment "The less secure everything else is....." is the best answer.

I'm developing a CMS where logged-in, selected users can create new directories and pages in them. I'm comfortable that
my code is secure. I'm using php's ftp functions, with good security, to mkdir and create special files. Guess, I'll
go to the trouble to change permissions to create new stuff and then restore them to 755 and 644.

Thanks everyone.

Robert Cummings wrote:
> On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 20:16 -0400, Al wrote:
>> How can anyone, other than the staff, get into my site? Far as I know, other users can't get out of their own domain
>> space and into mine.
>
> Bugs in your code, bugs in third-party code, bugs in PHP itself,
> sometimes they can be abused to take advantage of your server. The less
> secure everything else is, the greater the advantage that can be taken.
>
> Just ask anyone who's had their site defaced.
>
> Cheers,
> Rob.

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I'm genuinely interested to know with whom you're hosting...

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"Tijnema" <tijnemagmail.com> wrote in message
news:d8269d910705181734g8478851mb53d12a3460e9a6dmail.gmail.com...
> On 5/19/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
>> How can anyone, other than the staff, get into my site? Far as I know,
>> other users can't get out of their own domain
>> space and into mine.
>
> That's quite easy, especially when you have SSH access.
> Of course, it will only work with specific settings, and that might be
> blocked on some hosts, but it works for me.
> On my host, accounts for domains are just in /home
> so let's say i have 2 accounts, account a & b.
> their directorys are resp. /home/a & /home/b.
> When i create a diretory with account a at /home/a/dir, and i chmod it
> 757, i can write a file there from account b.
>
> Tijnema
>>
>> Tijnema wrote:
>> > On 5/19/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
>> >> But, SSH and telnet, etc. require authentication login-in and all the
>> >> executables you mentioned [and others] require
>> >> someone who has access to upload a harmful file to start with. Right?
>> >> Once they are in there, they can do anything they
>> >> please anyhow.
>> >>
>> >> Al.........
>> >
>> > Well, you were talking about a shared linux host, so other people,
>> > from a different account, could just upload files, and if you have a
>> > directory with 757, that user could write to it.
>> >
>> > Tijnema
>> >>
>> >> Tijnema ! wrote:
>> >> > On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
>> >> >> How can they write or edit files there without having ftp access or
>> >> >> the site's file manager?
>> >> >
>> >> > SSH access? Telnet maybe? PHP script? CGI script? ASP script?
>> >> >
>> >> > There are a lot of possible ways someone can write there.
>> >> >
>> >> > Tijnema
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Tijnema ! wrote:
>> >> >> > On 5/18/07, Al <newsridersite.org> wrote:
>> >> >> >> I'm on a shared Linux host and have been wondering about
>> >> security and
>> >> >> >> directory "other" ["world"] permissions.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> The defaults are 755. The 'others' [world] can read them only.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Is there a security hole if a dir on the doc root if a directory
>> >> has
>> >> >> >> permissions 757?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> If there is a security problem, what is it?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Thanks...
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > If you have a directory with 757 permissions, "world" can create
>> >> >> > new
>> >> >> > files there.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > And if you give files 757 (or 646) permissions, then "world" can
>> >> edit
>> >> >> > that file.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > So if you have a doc dir, you probably don't want extra files
>> >> >> > there.
>> >> >> > It's not really a security problem, but if somebody notices it,
>> >> >> > he
>> >> >> > might write files there.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Tijnema
>> >> >>
>> >> >> --
>> >> >> PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/)
>> >> >> To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >>
>> >> --
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>> >>
>> >>
>>
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some people don't remove the "Re:" prefix when answering to the questions It opens a new topic on the list and that's not appropriate .
Thank ya

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PHP Developer wrote:
> some people don't remove the "Re:" prefix when answering to the questions It opens a new topic on the list and that's not appropriate .
> Thank ya
>

Any email client that uses the presence or absence of a "Re:" header to
decide if posts are related is severely broken.

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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 12:22 -0700, PHP Developer wrote:
> some people don't remove the "Re:" prefix when answering to the questions It opens a new topic on the list and that's not appropriate .
> Thank ya

Sounds like you should use a different client... or stop whining. I
noticed your email client didn't wrap your comment to 70 characters (or
whatever is suggested in netiquette). Pot! Meet kettle!

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On 5/18/07, PHP Developer <developerphpyahoo.com> wrote:
> some people don't remove the "Re:" prefix when answering to the questions It opens a
> new topic on the list and that's not appropriate .
> Thank ya

Some people do not correctly capitalize and punctuate their sentences
while posting on this list. I demand that you refrain from such crass
behavior as it is terribly bothersome to my pedantic lifestyle.

Thank you,

--
Greg Donald
http://destiney.com/

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THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS TOP POST AND ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS. :)

On May 18, 2007, at 3:35 PM, Greg Donald wrote:

> On 5/18/07, PHP Developer <developerphpyahoo.com> wrote:
>> some people don't remove the "Re:" prefix when answering to the
>> questions It opens a
>> new topic on the list and that's not appropriate .
>> Thank ya
>
> Some people do not correctly capitalize and punctuate their sentences
> while posting on this list. I demand that you refrain from such crass
> behavior as it is terribly bothersome to my pedantic lifestyle.
>
> Thank you,
>
>
> --
> Greg Donald
> http://destiney.com/
>
> --
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>
>

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hey,
I use Gmail but i have the same problem.

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Danial Rahmanzadeh wrote:
> hey,
> I use Gmail but i have the same problem.
>

Whoever said Gmail was a good mail client?!

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On 5/18/07, Roger B.A. Klorese <rogerkqueernet.org> wrote:
> Whoever said Gmail was a good mail client?!

I give up, who?

--
Greg Donald
http://destiney.com/

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On 5/18/07, Roger B.A. Klorese <rogerkqueernet.org> wrote:
> Danial Rahmanzadeh wrote:
> > hey,
> > I use Gmail but i have the same problem.
> >
I use gmail too, and the messages are grouped nicely, I don't see any problem.

>
>
> Whoever said Gmail was a good mail client?!

I do :)

Tijnema

>
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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 14:35 -0500, Greg Donald wrote:
> On 5/18/07, PHP Developer <developerphpyahoo.com> wrote:
> > some people don't remove the "Re:" prefix when answering to the questions It opens a
> > new topic on the list and that's not appropriate .
> > Thank ya
>
> Some people do not correctly capitalize and punctuate their sentences
> while posting on this list. I demand that you refrain from such crass
> behavior as it is terribly bothersome to my pedantic lifestyle.

bAH? quit. whining, you silly: ass can"t we all Just -- get along,

> Thank you,

Your welcome;

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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 14:43 -0500, Greg Donald wrote:
> On 5/18/07, Roger B.A. Klorese <rogerkqueernet.org> wrote:
> > Whoever said Gmail was a good mail client?!
>
> I give up, who?

Tijnema!

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On 5/18/07, Greg Donald <gdonaldgmail.com> wrote:
> On 5/18/07, Roger B.A. Klorese <rogerkqueernet.org> wrote:
> > Whoever said Gmail was a good mail client?!
>
> I give up, who?
>

I do, it works great. No slow POP3 or such shit.
I use web interface 24/7, web chat on the fly, messages are grouped,
everything i need (headers etc) is showed when needed.
Also, IP Addresses are not send with the mail, and that makes it also
more anonymous.

Tijnema

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On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 14:43 -0500, Greg Donald wrote:
> > On 5/18/07, Roger B.A. Klorese <rogerkqueernet.org> wrote:
> > > Whoever said Gmail was a good mail client?!
> >
> > I give up, who?
>
> Tijnema!

Is that like Yahoo! ? Or do people always yell his/her name?

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http://destiney.com/

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plus 2853 mb FREE storage

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On 5/18/07, Greg Donald <gdonaldgmail.com> wrote:
> On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> > On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 14:43 -0500, Greg Donald wrote:
> > > On 5/18/07, Roger B.A. Klorese <rogerkqueernet.org> wrote:
> > > > Whoever said Gmail was a good mail client?!
> > >
> > > I give up, who?
> >
> > Tijnema!
>
>
> Is that like Yahoo! ? Or do people always yell his/her name?

Hmm, what else to put as last name?
I chose !, could be something else too, you got better idea?

Tijnema << No ! here :P

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On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
> plus 2853 mb FREE storage
>
2853.822438 now, to be exact :)

O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already, it is
2853.822762 now :)

Tijnema

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lol

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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:08 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
> > plus 2853 mb FREE storage
> >
> 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
>
> O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already, it is
> 2853.822762 now :)

Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts? >:)

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On May 18, 2007, at 2:55 PM, Robert Cummings wrote:

> On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 14:35 -0500, Greg Donald wrote:
>> On 5/18/07, PHP Developer <developerphpyahoo.com> wrote:
>>> some people don't remove the "Re:" prefix when answering to the
>>> questions It opens a
>>> new topic on the list and that's not appropriate .
>>> Thank ya
>>
>> Some people do not correctly capitalize and punctuate their sentences
>> while posting on this list. I demand that you refrain from such
>> crass
>> behavior as it is terribly bothersome to my pedantic lifestyle.
>
> bAH? quit. whining, you silly: ass can"t we all Just -- get along,
>

Capt'n Kirk? Is that you?

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Tijnema ! wrote:
> 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
>
> O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already, it is
> 2853.822762 now :)
>
> Tijnema
Do you suppose they have little people running around the data
center every day, shutting down machines, adding a hard drive or two,
and put it back online? Go home, come back tomorrow and do it again?
:) And let's not forget the night crew that installs new machines, but
with only 1 drive in them, just so the day crew has something to do when
they come in... *smirk*

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 +--------------------------------------------------------------------
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 Photo Craft Imaging . 3550 Arapahoe Ave. #6
 http://www.pcraft.com ..... . . . Boulder, CO 80303, U.S.A.

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On May 18, 2007, at 4:15 PM, Robert Cummings wrote:

> On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:08 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
>> On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
>>> plus 2853 mb FREE storage
>>>
>> 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
>>
>> O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already,
>> it is
>> 2853.822762 now :)
>
> Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts? >:)
>
> Cheers,
> Rob.

Only on the deluxe accounts... the rest of the people who can't
afford them have to settle for using gerbils to move the info around
between accounts ;)

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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 15:16 -0500, Edward Vermillion wrote:
> On May 18, 2007, at 2:55 PM, Robert Cummings wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 14:35 -0500, Greg Donald wrote:
> >> On 5/18/07, PHP Developer <developerphpyahoo.com> wrote:
> >>> some people don't remove the "Re:" prefix when answering to the
> >>> questions It opens a
> >>> new topic on the list and that's not appropriate .
> >>> Thank ya
> >>
> >> Some people do not correctly capitalize and punctuate their sentences
> >> while posting on this list. I demand that you refrain from such
> >> crass
> >> behavior as it is terribly bothersome to my pedantic lifestyle.
> >
> > bAH? quit. whining, you silly: ass can"t we all Just -- get along,
> >
>
> Capt'n Kirk? Is that you?

Scotty??

Cheers,
The Capt'n
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:------------------------------------------------------------:
| An application and templating framework for PHP. Boasting |
| a powerful, scalable system for accessing system services |
| such as forms, properties, sessions, and caches. InterJinn |
| also provides an extremely flexible architecture for |
| creating re-usable components quickly and easily. |
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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 16:23 -0400, Jason Pruim wrote:
> On May 18, 2007, at 4:15 PM, Robert Cummings wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:08 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> >> On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
> >>> plus 2853 mb FREE storage
> >>>
> >> 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
> >>
> >> O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already,
> >> it is
> >> 2853.822762 now :)
> >
> > Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts? >:)
> >
> > Cheers,
> > Rob.
>
> Only on the deluxe accounts... the rest of the people who can't
> afford them have to settle for using gerbils to move the info around
> between accounts ;)

Thought that was Hotmail... and the reason accounts were deleted after a
few months of inactivity was because the gerbil died :/ Anyone ever see
the aftermath of 2 starving gerbils in a cage?

One not so starving gerbil -- and a mess.

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On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts? >:)

ROFL.

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On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:08 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> > On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
> > > plus 2853 mb FREE storage
> > >
> > 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
> >
> > O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already, it is
> > 2853.822762 now :)
>
> Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts? >:)
>
> Cheers,
> Rob.
> --

Actually, I've seen a program that actually could use multiple
accounts (unlimited), and so you could create an unlimited size disk,
but unfortunately you won't get better speed when using RAID... :P
Unless you have 3Gbit DSL line, you have slower speeds then using a
normal hard drive, so it sucks. But who cares? Gmail is for mail, not
for data :P

Tijnema

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On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
>
> On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:08 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> > On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
> > > plus 2853 mb FREE storage
> > >
> > 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
> >
> > O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already, it is
> > 2853.822762 now :)
>
> Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts? >:)
>
> Cheers,
> Rob.
> --
> .------------------------------------------------------------.
> | InterJinn Application Framework - http://www.interjinn.com |
> :------------------------------------------------------------:
> | An application and templating framework for PHP. Boasting |
> | a powerful, scalable system for accessing system services |
> | such as forms, properties, sessions, and caches. InterJinn |
> | also provides an extremely flexible architecture for |
> | creating re-usable components quickly and easily. |
> `------------------------------------------------------------'
>
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>
>

Man, I hope it's in the works soon.... because I'm sick and friggin'
tired of dealing with having to switch between accounts to keep up with my
43TB of SPAM and midget/donkey porn. A nice 0+1/5 RAID stripe across
accounts from the 98 remaining invites I have, coupled with Google's
upcoming free WiFi, may just be enough to REALLY pleasure myself....

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[mobile] (570-) 766-8107

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maybe

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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 16:35 -0400, Daniel Brown wrote:
> On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:08 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> > On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
> > > plus 2853 mb FREE storage
> > >
> > 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
> >
> > O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed
> already, it is
> > 2853.822762 now :)
>
> Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts?
> >:)
>
> Cheers,
> Rob.
> --
> .------------------------------------------------------------.
> | InterJinn Application Framework - http://www.interjinn.com |
> :------------------------------------------------------------:
> | An application and templating framework for PHP. Boasting |
> | a powerful, scalable system for accessing system services |
> | such as forms, properties, sessions, and caches. InterJinn |
> | also provides an extremely flexible architecture for
> |
> | creating re-usable components quickly and easily. |
> `------------------------------------------------------------'
>
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>
>
> Man, I hope it's in the works soon.... because I'm sick and
> friggin' tired of dealing with having to switch between accounts to
> keep up with my 43TB of SPAM and midget/donkey porn.

We need to talk. CALL ME!!! 613-DON-K-PRN!

;)

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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:27 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> > On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:08 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> > > On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
> > > > plus 2853 mb FREE storage
> > > >
> > > 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
> > >
> > > O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already, it is
> > > 2853.822762 now :)
> >
> > Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts? >:)
> >
> > Cheers,
> > Rob.
> > --
>
> Actually, I've seen a program that actually could use multiple
> accounts (unlimited), and so you could create an unlimited size disk,
> but unfortunately you won't get better speed when using RAID... :P
> Unless you have 3Gbit DSL line, you have slower speeds then using a
> normal hard drive, so it sucks. But who cares? Gmail is for mail, not
> for data :P

That would depend on whether Google throttles download speed of message
packets. If it throttles on any given request, then making multiple
asynchronous requests for striped data would improve your download
speed.

But of course, it would never be as fast as a local hard drive. That's
why Dan just wants to backup his midget and donkey pr0n ;)

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On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
>
> On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:27 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> > On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> > > On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:08 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> > > > On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > plus 2853 mb FREE storage
> > > > >
> > > > 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
> > > >
> > > > O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already, it
> is
> > > > 2853.822762 now :)
> > >
> > > Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts? >:)
> > >
> > > Cheers,
> > > Rob.
> > > --
> >
> > Actually, I've seen a program that actually could use multiple
> > accounts (unlimited), and so you could create an unlimited size disk,
> > but unfortunately you won't get better speed when using RAID... :P
> > Unless you have 3Gbit DSL line, you have slower speeds then using a
> > normal hard drive, so it sucks. But who cares? Gmail is for mail, not
> > for data :P
>
> That would depend on whether Google throttles download speed of message
> packets. If it throttles on any given request, then making multiple
> asynchronous requests for striped data would improve your download
> speed.
>
> But of course, it would never be as fast as a local hard drive. That's
> why Dan just wants to backup his midget and donkey pr0n ;)
>
> Cheers,
> Rob.
> --
> .------------------------------------------------------------.
> | InterJinn Application Framework - http://www.interjinn.com |
> :------------------------------------------------------------:
> | An application and templating framework for PHP. Boasting |
> | a powerful, scalable system for accessing system services |
> | such as forms, properties, sessions, and caches. InterJinn |
> | also provides an extremely flexible architecture for |
> | creating re-usable components quickly and easily. |
> `------------------------------------------------------------'
>
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>

Parse Error: Unexpected T_DONKEY on line 69.

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[office] (570-) 587-7080 Ext. 272
[mobile] (570-) 766-8107

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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 16:47 -0400, Daniel Brown wrote:
> On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> >
> > On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:27 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> > > On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> > > > On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:08 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> > > > > On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > plus 2853 mb FREE storage
> > > > > >
> > > > > 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
> > > > >
> > > > > O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already, it
> > is
> > > > > 2853.822762 now :)
> > > >
> > > > Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts? >:)
> > > >
> > > > Cheers,
> > > > Rob.
> > > > --
> > >
> > > Actually, I've seen a program that actually could use multiple
> > > accounts (unlimited), and so you could create an unlimited size disk,
> > > but unfortunately you won't get better speed when using RAID... :P
> > > Unless you have 3Gbit DSL line, you have slower speeds then using a
> > > normal hard drive, so it sucks. But who cares? Gmail is for mail, not
> > > for data :P
> >
> > That would depend on whether Google throttles download speed of message
> > packets. If it throttles on any given request, then making multiple
> > asynchronous requests for striped data would improve your download
> > speed.
> >
> > But of course, it would never be as fast as a local hard drive. That's
> > why Dan just wants to backup his midget and donkey pr0n ;)
> >
>
> Parse Error: Unexpected T_DONKEY on line 69.

Is that an E_RECOVERABLE in PHP5?

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On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
>
> On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 16:47 -0400, Daniel Brown wrote:
> > On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:27 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> > > > On 5/18/07, Robert Cummings <robertinterjinn.com> wrote:
> > > > > On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 22:08 +0200, Tijnema ! wrote:
> > > > > > On 5/18/07, Danial Rahmanzadeh <danrahgmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > plus 2853 mb FREE storage
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > 2853.822438 now, to be exact :)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > O wait, since I copied the amount of MB, it has changed already,
> it
> > > is
> > > > > > 2853.822762 now :)
> > > > >
> > > > > Anyone know if gmailFs supports RAID across multiple accounts? >:)
> > > > >
> > > > > Cheers,
> > > > > Rob.
> > > > > --
> > > >
> > > > Actually, I've seen a program that actually could use multiple
> > > > accounts (unlimited), and so you could create an unlimited size
> disk,
> > > > but unfortunately you won't get better speed when using RAID... :P
> > > > Unless you have 3Gbit DSL line, you have slower speeds then using a
> > > > normal hard drive, so it sucks. But who cares? Gmail is for mail,
> not
> > > > for data :P
> > >
> > > That would depend on whether Google throttles download speed of
> message
> > > packets. If it throttles on any given request, then making multiple
> > > asynchronous requests for striped data would improve your download
> > > speed.
> > >
> > > But of course, it would never be as fast as a local hard drive. That's
> > > why Dan just wants to backup his midget and donkey pr0n ;)
> > >
> >
> > Parse Error: Unexpected T_DONKEY on line 69.
>
> Is that an E_RECOVERABLE in PHP5?
>
> Cheers,
> Rob.
> --
> .------------------------------------------------------------.
> | InterJinn Application Framework - http://www.interjinn.com |
> :------------------------------------------------------------:
> | An application and templating framework for PHP. Boasting |
> | a powerful, scalable system for accessing system services |
> | such as forms, properties, sessions, and caches. InterJinn |
> | also provides an extremely flexible architecture for |
> | creating re-usable components quickly and easily. |
> `------------------------------------------------------------'
>
>
Only if you have this in your php.ini:
variables_order = "OHCRAP"

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[mobile] (570-) 766-8107

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I changed it to Tijnema, you happy now ?? :P:P

Tijnema

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>
>
> I changed it to Tijnema, you happy now ?? :P:P
>
> Tijnema
>
>
Yes. Names with exclamation points are dumb. ;-P

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[mobile] (570-) 766-8107

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On 5/18/07, Danbrown ! <parasanegmail.com> wrote:
>
> >
> > I changed it to Tijnema, you happy now ?? :P:P
> >
> > Tijnema
> >
> >
>
> Yes. Names with exclamation points are dumb. ;-P

What a nice name do you have right now :-)

I like it ;)

Tijnema
>
>
> --
> Daniel P. Brown
> [office] (570-) 587-7080 Ext. 272
> [mobile] (570-) 766-8107

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[snip]
...some really funny and other not so funny stuff....
[/snip]

It Must Be Friday [tm]

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On 5/18/07, Jay Blanchard <jblanchardpocket.com> wrote:
> [snip]
> ...some really funny and other not so funny stuff....
> [/snip]
>
> It Must Be Friday [tm]
>

For some people it is, and for it isn't anymore :-P

Tijnema

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On 5/18/07, Tijnema <tijnemagmail.com> wrote:
>
> On 5/18/07, Danbrown ! <parasanegmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > I changed it to Tijnema, you happy now ?? :P:P
> > >
> > > Tijnema
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Yes. Names with exclamation points are dumb. ;-P
>
> What a nice name do you have right now :-)
>
> I like it ;)
>
> Tijnema
> >
> >
> > --
> > Daniel P. Brown
> > [office] (570-) 587-7080 Ext. 272
> > [mobile] (570-) 766-8107
>

I just have to say.... you can tell it's Friday by everyone's messages
today. And here's what I say:

<?
function sighRelief() {
 $key[] = "45,7,0,13,10";
 $key[] = "5,20,2,10,8,13,6";
 $key[] = "32,14,3";
 $lock =
"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890";
 for($i=0;$i<count($key);$i++) {
 $l = explode(',',$key[$i]);
 for($j=0;$j<count($l);$j++) {
 $k .= $lock[$l[$j]];
 }
 if($i < (count($key) - 1)) {
 $k .= " ";
 } else {
 $k .= "!";
 }
 }
 return $k;
}
?>

Have a great weekend!

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[office] (570-) 587-7080 Ext. 272
[mobile] (570-) 766-8107

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On 5/18/07, Danbrown ! <parasanegmail.com> wrote:
> On 5/18/07, Tijnema <tijnemagmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On 5/18/07, Danbrown ! <parasanegmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > I changed it to Tijnema, you happy now ?? :P:P
> > > >
> > > > Tijnema
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Yes. Names with exclamation points are dumb. ;-P
> >
> > What a nice name do you have right now :-)
> >
> > I like it ;)
> >
> > Tijnema
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > Daniel P. Brown
> > > [office] (570-) 587-7080 Ext. 272
> > > [mobile] (570-) 766-8107
> >
>
> I just have to say.... you can tell it's Friday by everyone's messages
> today. And here's what I say:
>
> <?
> function sighRelief() {
> $key[] = "45,7,0,13,10";
> $key[] = "5,20,2,10,8,13,6";
> $key[] = "32,14,3";
> $lock =
> "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890";
> for($i=0;$i<count($key);$i++) {
> $l = explode(',',$key[$i]);
> for($j=0;$j<count($l);$j++) {
> $k .= $lock[$l[$j]];
> }
> if($i < (count($key) - 1)) {
> $k .= " ";
> } else {
> $k .= "!";
> }
> }
> return $k;
> }
> ?>
>
> Have a great weekend!

or you could write it like this

<?
function sighRelief() {
return "Thank fucking God!";
}
?>

Saves you some time, and resources :)

and btw, it's saturday here now :)

Tijnema

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On 5/18/07, Tijnema <tijnemagmail.com> wrote:
>
> On 5/18/07, Danbrown ! <parasanegmail.com> wrote:
> > On 5/18/07, Tijnema <tijnemagmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > On 5/18/07, Danbrown ! <parasanegmail.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I changed it to Tijnema, you happy now ?? :P:P
> > > > >
> > > > > Tijnema
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Yes. Names with exclamation points are dumb. ;-P
> > >
> > > What a nice name do you have right now :-)
> > >
> > > I like it ;)
> > >
> > > Tijnema
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > Daniel P. Brown
> > > > [office] (570-) 587-7080 Ext. 272
> > > > [mobile] (570-) 766-8107
> > >
> >
> > I just have to say.... you can tell it's Friday by everyone's
> messages
> > today. And here's what I say:
> >
> > <?
> > function sighRelief() {
> > $key[] = "45,7,0,13,10";
> > $key[] = "5,20,2,10,8,13,6";
> > $key[] = "32,14,3";
> > $lock =
> > "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890";
> > for($i=0;$i<count($key);$i++) {
> > $l = explode(',',$key[$i]);
> > for($j=0;$j<count($l);$j++) {
> > $k .= $lock[$l[$j]];
> > }
> > if($i < (count($key) - 1)) {
> > $k .= " ";
> > } else {
> > $k .= "!";
> > }
> > }
> > return $k;
> > }
> > ?>
> >
> > Have a great weekend!
>
> or you could write it like this
>
> <?
> function sighRelief() {
> return "Thank fucking God!";
> }
> ?>
>
> Saves you some time, and resources :)
>
> and btw, it's saturday here now :)
>
> Tijnema
>

Isn't it past your bedtime? ;-P

--
Daniel P. Brown
[office] (570-) 587-7080 Ext. 272
[mobile] (570-) 766-8107

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On 5/19/07, Daniel Brown <parasanegmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> On 5/18/07, Tijnema <tijnemagmail.com> wrote:
> > On 5/18/07, Danbrown ! <parasanegmail.com> wrote:
> > > On 5/18/07, Tijnema <tijnemagmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > On 5/18/07, Danbrown ! < parasanegmail.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I changed it to Tijnema, you happy now ?? :P:P
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Tijnema
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes. Names with exclamation points are dumb. ;-P
> > > >
> > > > What a nice name do you have right now :-)
> > > >
> > > > I like it ;)
> > > >
> > > > Tijnema
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > Daniel P. Brown
> > > > > [office] (570-) 587-7080 Ext. 272
> > > > > [mobile] (570-) 766-8107
> > > >
> > >
> > > I just have to say.... you can tell it's Friday by everyone's
> messages
> > > today. And here's what I say:
> > >
> > > <?
> > > function sighRelief() {
> > > $key[] = "45,7,0,13,10";
> > > $key[] = "5,20,2,10,8,13,6";
> > > $key[] = "32,14,3";
> > > $lock =
> > >
> "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890";
> > > for($i=0;$i<count($key);$i++) {
> > > $l = explode(',',$key[$i]);
> > > for($j=0;$j<count($l);$j++) {
> > > $k .= $lock[$l[$j]];
> > > }
> > > if($i < (count($key) - 1)) {
> > > $k .= " ";
> > > } else {
> > > $k .= "!";
> > > }
> > > }
> > > return $k;
> > > }
> > > ?>
> > >
> > > Have a great weekend!
> >
> > or you could write it like this
> >
> > <?
> > function sighRelief() {
> > return "Thank fucking God!";
> > }
> > ?>
> >
> > Saves you some time, and resources :)
> >
> > and btw, it's saturday here now :)
> >
> > Tijnema
> >
>
> Isn't it past your bedtime? ;-P

Sure it is, but what does it matter? Everybody else in the house
sleeps, so who tells me to go to bed?

Tijnema
>
> --
>
> Daniel P. Brown
> [office] (570-) 587-7080 Ext. 272
> [mobile] (570-) 766-8107

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On Friday 18 May 2007 15:25:35 Tijnema wrote:
> <?
> function sighRelief() {
> return "Thank fucking God!";
> }
> ?>
>
> Saves you some time, and resources

Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

--
Richard S. Crawford (http://www.mossroot.com)
Editor In Chief, Daikaijuzine (http://www.daikaijuzine.com)
AIM: Buffalo2K / GTalk: underpopegmail.com
"We are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is."
(Kurt Vonnegut, 1922 - 2007)

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On 5/19/07, Richard S. Crawford <rscrawfordmossroot.com> wrote:
> On Friday 18 May 2007 15:25:35 Tijnema wrote:
> > <?
> > function sighRelief() {
> > return "Thank fucking God!";
> > }
> > ?>
> >
> > Saves you some time, and resources
>
> Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

Oh yeah, it saves you also the fun. Let me say it again.
Saves you some time, resources and fun. :-)

Tijnema
>
> --
> Richard S. Crawford (http://www.mossroot.com)
> Editor In Chief, Daikaijuzine (http://www.daikaijuzine.com)
> AIM: Buffalo2K / GTalk: underpopegmail.com
> "We are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is."
> (Kurt Vonnegut, 1922 - 2007)
>
> --
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>
>

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On Fri, 2007-05-18 at 16:42 -0500, Jay Blanchard wrote:
> [snip]
> ...some really funny and other not so funny stuff....
> [/snip]
>
> It Must Be Friday [tm]

We're implementing a new system to help lighten up the list. It's called
"Casual Post Fridays" (tm), where posts can be loosely, or quite
possibly not all, related to PHP.

So send in your questions about CSS, HTML, and of course the timeless
classic -- Donkeys!

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Okay, Very Newbie-ish question coming!

I can't figure out why my include won't work... Here's the text:

index.php:
<?PHP

include 'defaults.php';

$link = mysql_connect($server, $username, $password) or die('Could
not connect: ' . mysql_error());
echo 'Connected successfully ';
mysql_select_db($database) or die('Could not select database: ' .
mysql_error());
echo 'DB selected ';

$result = mysql_query($query) or die(mysql_error());
$num=mysql_numrows($result);
$i= 0;

while($i < $num) {

 $FName = mysql_result($result, $i,"FName");
 $LName = mysql_result($result,$i,"LName");
 $Add1 = mysql_result($result, $i,"Add1");
 $Add2 = mysql_result($result, $i,"Add2");
 $City = mysql_result($result, $i,"City");
 $State = mysql_result($result, $i,"State");
 $Zip = mysql_result($result, $i,"Zip");
 $Date = date("m-d-y h:i:s",mysql_result($result, $i, "Date"));
 $Record = mysql_result($result, $i, "Record");
 $subName = mysql_result($result, $i,"subName");
 $subEmail = mysql_result($result, $i,"subEmail");
 $subPhone = mysql_result($result, $i,"subPhone");
 $chkMember = unserialize(mysql_result($result, $i,"chkMember"));
 $chkAdd = unserialize(mysql_result($result, $i,"chkAdd"));
 $chkDel = unserialize(mysql_result($result, $i, "chkDel"));

 $i++;

//echo "$Record $FName, $LName, $Add1, $Add2, 
$City, $State, $Zip, $Date, $subName, $subEmail,
$subPhone, $chkMember[$row], $chkAdd[$row], $chkDel[$row] ";

 echo "<H3>Name Address</H3>";
 echo " $FName $LName $Add1 $Add2 $Date";